We just had our 3,000th page view here on the old Skyline blog. And my goodness, you can't ALL be redirecting here from Russian porn sites, so that's something worth celebrating.
Champagne for everyone!
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About Me
- skyline
- I can type over 215 words per minute. That may seem impressive, but I also have no sense of smell. I can't help but think the two are connected. I have a superfluous third nipple. It’s in a baby food jar in the fridge. It's not actually mine. I mean, I guess it’s mine now. I’m not sure whose it was, originally. It was stuck to the back of my coat one day when I got off the bus, and it just seemed wrong to throw it away. I have a gigantic head. Seriously, it’s like 53¼” in circumference. Seen straight on it doesn’t look that big, because it’s not your typical ovoid shape. Mine was a difficult delivery, and there was an “incident” with some forceps. So, while it looks pretty normal from the front, it tapers to a pretty severe "V" in the back. If I shaved it, I’d look kind of like the creature from Alien. My hair covers most of it, but I have a heck of a time wearing a hoodie. I am responsible for the disappearance of the bees. I swear I didn't mean any harm. That first one was just so darn tasty. I've had this account for 4 years, and still can't figure out how to make the "About Me" feature show block paragraphs. True story.
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